Tech B.S. Scale · Mk. II · field instrument cal. 0–10 BSU

Tech BullshitScale

A calibrated instrument for the measurement of bullshit in tech. Concepts, stacks and buzzwords are plotted from 0 — verifiable to 10 — pure bullshit. Readings are subjective by design.

Reading — BSU · hover the scale

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0.0

No bullshit was harmed in calibration Readings stored locally on this device

This is satire, not a verdict. Every placement is an opinion — including the factory defaults, which you are encouraged to disagree with loudly in a standup somewhere. Add your own readings, delete mine, recalibrate the whole stack. Open protocols and open source sit near zero here for a reason; the buzzword soup at the far end is up for debate.